apointment

A point in time; as opposed to a range in time as in: arangement; such that, it is not to be confused with the self-deprecated, oft misinterpreted "appointment". It is impossible for anywho for anywhat to be exactly on time to anywhen, anywhere; for anywhy and to do so anyhow. anywho, anywhat, anywhen, anywhere, anywhy, anyhow.

Yes boss, we made an arangemt, not an apointment. apointment.

by Wordacker July 12, 2017

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Spooky Appointment

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!

tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!

by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020

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pussy appointment

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.

Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up

by WicKid February 5, 2017

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dick appointment

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

by dickosarous October 21, 2012

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Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

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