Airbagged

When someone steals a funny joke from you on the internet to get validation from a group of people that already give too much of a fuck about the internet.

“Hey bro did you see Dave stole my idea on Twitter just so he could get a lot of RT’s?”
“Yeah you totally got airbagged.”

by bingglava April 8, 2020

Airbagged

A mid air t-bag.

The act of jumping mid air and

t-bagging an object or person

Dude I airbagged this bitch so hard it put her to sleep.

by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017

Airbagged

When one opens a recently purchased bag of chips, and find the bag to be 80 percent air and the remainder with 5-6 chips(usually broken)

guy#1"those chips look good, can i try 1?"
guy#2"sorry bud, i got airbagged, only got 4"

by frostyfresh29 November 8, 2010

Airbagged

A mid air t-bag
The act of jumping and t-bagging someone.

Dude. I airbagged this chick so hard it put her to sleep

by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017

Airbagging with the kid

Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.

Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.

by Al Benedict April 15, 2008

airdogged

The act of being sodomized by a substandard lift pump.

6th time my pump broke. No warranty. I've been airdogged

by diesel mafia September 3, 2012

Airbagging

When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.

Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.

by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014