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Airbagged 

When someone steals a funny joke from you on the internet to get validation from a group of people that already give too much of a fuck about the internet.
“Hey bro did you see Dave stole my idea on Twitter just so he could get a lot of RT’s?”
“Yeah you totally got airbagged.”
Airbagged by bingglava April 8, 2020
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Airbagged 

A mid air t-bag.

The act of jumping mid air and

t-bagging an object or person
Dude I airbagged this bitch so hard it put her to sleep.
Airbagged by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017

Airbagged 

When one opens a recently purchased bag of chips, and find the bag to be 80 percent air and the remainder with 5-6 chips(usually broken)
guy#1"those chips look good, can i try 1?"
guy#2"sorry bud, i got airbagged, only got 4"
Airbagged by frostyfresh29 November 8, 2010

Airbagged 

A mid air t-bag
The act of jumping and t-bagging someone.
Dude. I airbagged this chick so hard it put her to sleep
Airbagged by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017

Airbagging with the kid 

Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.
Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.
The act of being sodomized by a substandard lift pump.
6th time my pump broke. No warranty. I've been airdogged
airdogged by diesel mafia September 3, 2012

Airbagging 

When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.
Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.
Airbagging by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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