airbagger

Someone who drives at excessive speeds taking risks that others do not want to join in.

That airbagger thinks insurance will put everything back together and is always saying, "Damn, I'll just do it, I have insurance.", and "Humpty-Dumpty? Who's that?"

by Drotalli August 4, 2014

assbaggery

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

by ferlishious December 3, 2007

Airbagging with the kid

Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.

Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.

by Al Benedict April 15, 2008

aimbanger

an aim-banger is some one who uses aim or any online instant messager to be gangsta or talk shit but in reality is know as a pussy,cunt,muff and or cum dumpster

Yo bro stop talking shit online you aimbanger

by xavier king March 3, 2008

Airbagged

When someone steals a funny joke from you on the internet to get validation from a group of people that already give too much of a fuck about the internet.

“Hey bro did you see Dave stole my idea on Twitter just so he could get a lot of RT’s?”
“Yeah you totally got airbagged.”

by bingglava April 8, 2020

Airbagging

When a woman forcibly motorboats a guy or another woman - like tea-bagging, but with breasticles.

Added bonus if she also goes "Flubba flubba flubba" or variations thereof.

Dude, we were all hella wasted and Chantelle was airbagging Steve. She even did the whole "Whubba whubba whubba" bit, too.

by COCK PVNCH July 27, 2014

Airbagged

A mid air t-bag.

The act of jumping mid air and

t-bagging an object or person

Dude I airbagged this bitch so hard it put her to sleep.

by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017