allbagged

To have consumed so much of one or(usually) more intoxicating substance that you become entirely incapable of communication with anything other than a toilet. also see eyebagged var.

"went down the pub last night,then met sum girl l8er at a party but couldn't do nuffin' cos I was utterly allbagged..." anon uk

by massivehead o mally September 22, 2005

Ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007

Super Mega Ballbagged

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.

-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"

by drapes22 November 27, 2014

ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

by MrTaiwo September 2, 2007

Airbagged

When someone steals a funny joke from you on the internet to get validation from a group of people that already give too much of a fuck about the internet.

“Hey bro did you see Dave stole my idea on Twitter just so he could get a lot of RT’s?”
“Yeah you totally got airbagged.”

by bingglava April 8, 2020

Airbagged

A mid air t-bag.

The act of jumping mid air and

t-bagging an object or person

Dude I airbagged this bitch so hard it put her to sleep.

by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017

Airbagged

When one opens a recently purchased bag of chips, and find the bag to be 80 percent air and the remainder with 5-6 chips(usually broken)

guy#1"those chips look good, can i try 1?"
guy#2"sorry bud, i got airbagged, only got 4"

by frostyfresh29 November 8, 2010