Verb. (1) Showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small penis and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small penis and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.
I couldn't please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small dick, so I posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.
by WebsterMirriam the 3rd April 12, 2013
Get the apoding mug.An expression of celebration after an absolutely sick play in a video game, sport, or just a generally sick moment in real life. The term is said enthusiastically, and should always be before an exclamation mark. It is very effective when said after a sick 100m snipe as well.
Fonz: APOINGUS! HA! You suck man, go look at some stretch marks doofus!
Bavid: Cmon man, you know I can't beat someone as legendary as you. By the way, you and toucan's ex would make a great couple.
Bavid: Cmon man, you know I can't beat someone as legendary as you. By the way, you and toucan's ex would make a great couple.
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