apoding

Verb. (1) Showing off money or excess in an attempt to compensate for a small penis and less than average looks; (2) beating your mediocre looking girlfriend during a drunken roid rage; (3) pretending to be happy when you actually have a small penis and hate your life; (4) knowingly acting like a douchebag for attention.

I couldn't please my mediocre looking girlfriend with my small dick, so I posted some pics of me apoding on instagram to make me feel better.

apoding by WebsterMirriam the 3rd April 12, 2013

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Apoingus

An expression of celebration after an absolutely sick play in a video game, sport, or just a generally sick moment in real life. The term is said enthusiastically, and should always be before an exclamation mark. It is very effective when said after a sick 100m snipe as well.

Fonz: APOINGUS! HA! You suck man, go look at some stretch marks doofus!

Bavid: Cmon man, you know I can't beat someone as legendary as you. By the way, you and toucan's ex would make a great couple.

Apoingus by TheLegendaryFonz September 6, 2021

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Sexual Apoking

An irrational sense of arousal created by being frequently poked via Facebook.

I love sexual apoking, it really gets me going.

Sexual Apoking by allt1mebl0w February 1, 2015

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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