Ahog 

To have intercourse while driving on the interstate.

We did and ahog on the way to New York.

Ahog by Chavo October 19, 2020

Pig on a Hog 

Motorcycle police officer

That pig on a hog was hiding behind a bush on the sidewalk when he caught me speeding

Pig on a Hog by leobacon October 6, 2010

ahoge 

Literally, “stupid hair” in japanese. A single (usually short and fat) lock of hair that sticks out of an anime character’s head. The character is usually stupid in some way, but there are enough exceptions that this isn’t a rule. Example characters include Himeko and Me-tan. To be differentiated from antenna hair, which is two or more thin locks of hair as opposed to only one.

Rebecca grabs a hold of Himeko's ahoge and pulls it out.

ahoge by tleek October 30, 2006

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch 

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch by gottaclue October 15, 2004

sick as a hog 

a take on the term "Sick As A Dog"

with the recent outbreak of the H1N1 (swine flu) this term is a more relevant way of expressing how sick one is

Man 1: Man, I'm sick as a hog right now
Man 2: Don't come near me, I don't want to get the swine flu

sick as a hog by Tommy Vancouver October 8, 2009

Stompin' a hog 

Riding a Harley Davidson Motorcycle.

Me: Man my ass hurts!
You:Why?
Me: I was stompin' a Hog All Day long.

Stompin' a hog by Hordak81 September 24, 2011

ahogwartshufflepuff

A EXTREMELY swaggy bsf and mutual.

WARNING: may bring too much swag into ur life. Be careful, she’s a Taurus.

Person: what did you do today?
Me: oh I just hung out with the most swaggy person in the world.
Person: you hung out with ahogwartshufflepuff? Lucky!!

ahogwartshufflepuff by Swaggy person 😎 June 21, 2021