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Ahmood al nijaabe 

Ahmood al nijaabe is a powerful man from egypt who steals peoples money. He owns half of the sahara desert or atleast 1 sixth of it.
Ahmood al nijaabe put me in debt!
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Ah Moi • ahmir • ahmi • amoi • ahmooshy • ahmiyah • Amoih • armoire • Ahmeirrah • ahmid
a child at heart, He cares for everyone but himself.
He can be annoying at times or even offensive, but he only means to do good.
He's a loving, caring, and brilliant person.

He will never let anyone close to him down no matter the cost.
Everyone Loves him even Kam <3
Ahmod I'm Not Talking To You
ahmod by KameaWheeler February 2, 2017
A very smart boy and caring and loving doesn't show it first-hand, have to get to know him for him to trust . Very fit hard working guy.... when lacking he works to fixs it or improve it
Hey ahmir really been trying to do better
Ahmir by Loveeme2 July 27, 2017
A nice girl when she wants to be but she can also be mean and that’s what you don’t want she falls in love easy and when she says she is down for you she means it so don’t do anything stupid to lose her oh don’t firget she is gorgeous
Yo that girl Ahmiyah is so nice
ahmiyah by Barbietingzzz September 22, 2018
One of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever come across. Extremely loyal and funny. She can be very sweet and loving but don’t get on her bad side for she can get really mean and bitchy. Very fun to be around and has a loving character. Is very smart and knows what she wants. Talented in her own way. Has a great personality. Has both a good side and a bad side. A queen in her own way. If your looking for a girl Ahmirah is the one for you.
“Hey just got a new girlfriend, who Ahmirah I heard she’s great, how’d you know, it’s ahmirah how could I not.”
ahmirah by Fluffly marshmallows February 25, 2018

Ahmish Blowjob 

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her
That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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