armoire 

French word for 'cupboard'

First of all I have to put my clothes in my armoire

armoire by Chaz April 30, 2004

armoire 

In the TV show "Seinfeld," Elaine buys one from the Soup Nazi and discovers his secret soup recipes in the drawers.

I just love that armoire!

armoire by Katie Svensen October 4, 2003

Armoire 

French word meaning "Really fucking heavy"

He didn't pay his debt to the mobsters, so they arranged to have an armoire dropped on him.

Armoire by barisold July 4, 2015

Armoire of invincibility 

The Armoire of invincibility is a mystical item that Fighter was questing for, for about 3 days. For a short time Fighter carried this item until Red Mage used the hyper cube to store it. It was eventually used to kill Vilbert Van Vampire. It is also really really heavy, and the bottom is cheap partical board.

"Vilbert was impalled with the Armoire of invincibilty"

Armoire of invincibility by Aerozord April 24, 2004

Armoire Gangsta (AG) 

A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.

A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.

Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?

Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.

Fan 1: AG?

Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.

Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.

Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!

Armoire Gangsta (AG) by barec2 November 11, 2011

cock armoire 

One who acts as a storage unit for large volumes of male genitalia.

See also, cocktank.

"Lindsey takes it up the ass so much, she's a real cock armoire."

cock armoire by Emily Warren October 29, 2007

Armored train 

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection

"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

Armored train by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017