Ahlgren 

A Ahlgren is a man who loves to deep throat huge man cock. He is a spry, slightly clever dude who makes you think he is straight all while coercing you to pull your cock out and stick it in his poop filled ass. He loves to felch and eat his own shit afterwards. All around an odd fellow with an insatiable lust for juiced on shit and feet. If you meet one you wont know until its too late. SO BE WARNED

Dude 1: Hey do you know that guy over there? I met him at work and he's having a poker game at his house later this week?
Dude 2: Holy SHIT its an Ahlgren!!!
Dude 1: Whats an Ahlgren?
Dude 2: They like to felch and eat shit dude!!! They also try to seduce you by very nefarious means!
Dude 1: Thanks man you really saved my ass!!!
Dude 2: No prob.

Ahlgren by washtan February 12, 2013

Ludwig Ahgren 

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".

Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?

Ludwig Ahgren by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019

ahgren 

When a man goes to kiss his date for the first time and his nose starts bleeding and blood gets all over his date's shirt. To apologize, the man then sucks all of her toes at the same time, except for her fourth one which gets special treatment.

Tina: Hey, John gave me an ahgren last night.
Robin: Wow that sucks! At least your feet are moisturized

ahgren by Superstar35 November 25, 2020

ahlgreen 

Ahlgreen is another way to refer to God in ancient pig Latin it literally means God of all Gods. if you hear the name Ahlgreen you should immediately bow and weep for you do not want to anger him for he is not very forgiving. what ever god you worship Ahlgreen is the father of that god.

all praise the Almighty Ahlgreen!!!! *gets a raise*
or... death to Ahlgreen urrrrkrkkkkk *dies*

ahlgreen by some one important January 9, 2018

Ludwig Ahgren 

Famous detective, singer, and dancer. Despite all of that he still can't reach the top shelf.

Person: Hey Lud, do you mind grabbing me the-
Ludwig Ahgren: We've been through this!
Person: Oh sorry Lud

Ludwig Ahgren by thinknoodlz August 3, 2021

Ludwig Ahgren 

A twitch streamer (commonly referred to as just Ludwig or Lugwig) who is known for playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, being Slime’s friend, and playing Pokémon. He is called short by his audience despite being tall.

Person 1: Have you heard of Ludwig Ahgren?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: The short streamer who plays Pokémon.
Person 2: Oh yeah I’ve heard of him.

Ludwig Ahgren by RandoBando43 December 8, 2019

Ludwig Ahgren 

Ludwig Ahgren (better known as Ludwig) is an okay gaming streamer on YouTube. He is widely known for his famous subathon stream on Twitch that lasted a whole month.

"Did you here about the Ludwig Ahgren guy"
"Yeah, isn't he the dude that did that long ass Twitch stream?"
"Yeah!!"

Ludwig Ahgren by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022