ahlgreen

Ahlgreen is another way to refer to God in ancient pig Latin it literally means God of all Gods. if you hear the name Ahlgreen you should immediately bow and weep for you do not want to anger him for he is not very forgiving. what ever god you worship Ahlgreen is the father of that god.

all praise the Almighty Ahlgreen!!!! *gets a raise*
or... death to Ahlgreen urrrrkrkkkkk *dies*

ahlgreen by some one important January 9, 2018

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Ahlgren

A Ahlgren is a man who loves to deep throat huge man cock. He is a spry, slightly clever dude who makes you think he is straight all while coercing you to pull your cock out and stick it in his poop filled ass. He loves to felch and eat his own shit afterwards. All around an odd fellow with an insatiable lust for juiced on shit and feet. If you meet one you wont know until its too late. SO BE WARNED

Dude 1: Hey do you know that guy over there? I met him at work and he's having a poker game at his house later this week?
Dude 2: Holy SHIT its an Ahlgren!!!
Dude 1: Whats an Ahlgren?
Dude 2: They like to felch and eat shit dude!!! They also try to seduce you by very nefarious means!
Dude 1: Thanks man you really saved my ass!!!
Dude 2: No prob.

Ahlgren by washtan February 12, 2013

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algreen

1. He just gets me, really. 2. Feels exactly like home. Blessing, bright, captivating. My rock and my light. Oh, and one more else, nothing's better than his sweet smile.

Algreen is a pretty boy. I love him very much.

algreen by porkbabi April 27, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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