ahlgreen

Ahlgreen is another way to refer to God in ancient pig Latin it literally means God of all Gods. if you hear the name Ahlgreen you should immediately bow and weep for you do not want to anger him for he is not very forgiving. what ever god you worship Ahlgreen is the father of that god.

all praise the Almighty Ahlgreen!!!! *gets a raise*
or... death to Ahlgreen urrrrkrkkkkk *dies*

by some one important January 9, 2018

Ahlgren

A Ahlgren is a man who loves to deep throat huge man cock. He is a spry, slightly clever dude who makes you think he is straight all while coercing you to pull your cock out and stick it in his poop filled ass. He loves to felch and eat his own shit afterwards. All around an odd fellow with an insatiable lust for juiced on shit and feet. If you meet one you wont know until its too late. SO BE WARNED

Dude 1: Hey do you know that guy over there? I met him at work and he's having a poker game at his house later this week?
Dude 2: Holy SHIT its an Ahlgren!!!
Dude 1: Whats an Ahlgren?
Dude 2: They like to felch and eat shit dude!!! They also try to seduce you by very nefarious means!
Dude 1: Thanks man you really saved my ass!!!
Dude 2: No prob.

by washtan February 12, 2013

algreen

1. He just gets me, really. 2. Feels exactly like home. Blessing, bright, captivating. My rock and my light. Oh, and one more else, nothing's better than his sweet smile.

Algreen is a pretty boy. I love him very much.

by porkbabi April 27, 2022