Ahearn 

A short, scrawny, annoying, little, bitchboy who likes to suck the penis.

that guy is an ahearn.

Ahearn by jackbuttassclown June 16, 2009

alearn 

alearn; adj.

meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.

-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."

-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"

alearn by incy ! July 2, 2009

Aherned

To get hit in the face with a shovel.

Did you hear about that landscaper who aherned the hell out of this kid?

Aherned by www.lemonparty.org August 25, 2005

ahern 

Ahern - v.

1. To pump something full of roast beef.

2. To lay a trap, often containing a banana peel.

ex 1. : "Can't talk now, Mom. Me and Jenny are off to ahern our own sausage skins."

ex 2. : "Jesus Christ, Jenny! Why didn't you tell me the neighbors aherned thier driveway."

ahern by Patrick Ahern March 16, 2004

ahern'ing 

When sat in a line and a joint is passed around they take tokes as it goes past each way

God: This guy!
Devil: whhhhhhaaaat mannnnnnnn?!
God: He's ahern'ing the joint!
Matt (Ahern): Just playing the system!

ahern'ing by OneOrEleven April 26, 2013

abearness

The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.

Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"

Eg.2

Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.

abearness by Geor-lias July 28, 2009

ahern 

noun
a white boy trying (often times too hard) to be black

verb
to pretend to be black when you are really a white boy

white boy - "yo yo wassup ma nigga!"
black dude - "stop being such an ahern before i cap yo ass"

ahern by gohomekittyfat March 27, 2009