Ahearn
that guy is an ahearn.
Ahearn by jackbuttassclown June 16, 2009
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Aherned
Aherned by www.lemonparty.org August 25, 2005
ahern
Ahern - v.
1. To pump something full of roast beef.
2. To lay a trap, often containing a banana peel.
1. To pump something full of roast beef.
2. To lay a trap, often containing a banana peel.
ex 1. : "Can't talk now, Mom. Me and Jenny are off to ahern our own sausage skins."
ex 2. : "Jesus Christ, Jenny! Why didn't you tell me the neighbors aherned thier driveway."
ex 2. : "Jesus Christ, Jenny! Why didn't you tell me the neighbors aherned thier driveway."
ahern by Patrick Ahern March 16, 2004
ahern'ing
God: This guy!
Devil: whhhhhhaaaat mannnnnnnn?!
God: He's ahern'ing the joint!
Matt (Ahern): Just playing the system!
Devil: whhhhhhaaaat mannnnnnnn?!
God: He's ahern'ing the joint!
Matt (Ahern): Just playing the system!
ahern'ing by OneOrEleven April 26, 2013
abearness
The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.
Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.
Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.
Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"
Eg.2
Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.
Eg.2
Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.
ahern
noun
a white boy trying (often times too hard) to be black
verb
to pretend to be black when you are really a white boy
a white boy trying (often times too hard) to be black
verb
to pretend to be black when you are really a white boy
ahern by gohomekittyfat March 27, 2009
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