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The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.
Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"

Eg.2

Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.
abearness by Geor-lias July 28, 2009
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Short for 'bear awareness'.
1) july is abearness month in Canada

2)
marc: 'hey are you going to the bear fair?'
john: 'is the bear fair back in town?!'
marc: 'sure, it's abearness day!'
abearness by GAthrawn August 25, 2009

FUPA awerness month 

the month of march is fupa awerness month because it right at the end of the winter before beach season where the FUPA is no longer hidden
dude: "karli did you know that march is FUPA awerness month you should really do something about that."
FUPA awerness month by brickface444 December 30, 2010

Cum drowning awarness day 

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.
"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

Aterness 

(adj) - Completely rad or crazy awesome. An intense amount of coolness.
Jimmy - Did you see her new car?
Brenda - Dude! It was totally aterness!
Aterness by shibbyXcrunk September 8, 2009

Single Awarness Day 

a day more commonly known as Valentine's Day, but for those who are single, it goes by the name of Single Awarness Day. If you notice, the initials of this day is S.A.D.
Mary-"Hey Happy Valentine's Day!"
Fred-"You mean Single Awarness Day."

Abeeression 

When you start missing that toxic all of sudden without any reason and it fucks you up.
“Abeeression ho raha hy”
Sorry, I was abeeressed.
Abeeression by hamxxah July 14, 2018