The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.
Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.
Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"
Eg.2
Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.
He is really good at guitar and is in an amazing band called "pergamene" with the lead singer Elaina Somers. He can forget his music stuff for class but other than that he's just a chill guy
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.