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The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.
Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"

Eg.2

Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.
abearness by Geor-lias July 28, 2009
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1) july is abearness month in Canada

2)
marc: 'hey are you going to the bear fair?'
john: 'is the bear fair back in town?!'
marc: 'sure, it's abearness day!'
abearness by GAthrawn August 25, 2009

awearness 

Consciousness regarding either clothing or friction-caused abrasion.
One should have adequate awearness of threadbare holes in his attire so as not to risk public embarrassment, police citations, etc.
awearness by QuacksO May 4, 2022

Colin ahearne 

He is really good at guitar and is in an amazing band called "pergamene" with the lead singer Elaina Somers. He can forget his music stuff for class but other than that he's just a chill guy
"Who's that really good guitarist on stage?"

"Oh yeah that's Colin Ahearne"
Colin ahearne by Pergamene February 16, 2025
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026