agustus
that big fat turd who gets sucked into that chocolate machine in the new charlie and the chocolate factory
agustus by new guy 101 December 3, 2018
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agustus waters
agustus waters by Har de har har February 22, 2015
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Augustus Waters
To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
Augustus Waters by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013
Augustus
A legendary dick Jedi that has mastered the power of his dick to exert power over others. He is usually controlled by lust and will do anything for a quick fuck. Friends should be careful presenting their girlfriends around him as they are easily seduced by the power of his big dick energy.
Yesterday Augustus walked into my apartment with his dick hanging out, I just couldn’t resist and I let him do me right there.
Augustus Glooped
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
Augustus Glooping
noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus Glooping by Allanus May 12, 2022
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