agustus
that big fat turd who gets sucked into that chocolate machine in the new charlie and the chocolate factory
agustus by new guy 101 December 3, 2018
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agustus waters by Har de har har February 22, 2015
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Augustus Waters
To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
Augustus Waters by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013
Augustus
A legendary dick Jedi that has mastered the power of his dick to exert power over others. He is usually controlled by lust and will do anything for a quick fuck. Friends should be careful presenting their girlfriends around him as they are easily seduced by the power of his big dick energy.
Yesterday Augustus walked into my apartment with his dick hanging out, I just couldn’t resist and I let him do me right there.
Augustus Glooped
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
Augustus Glooping
noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus Glooping by Allanus May 12, 2022
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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