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agitated

I am so agitated because I am not getting any.
by Mf0u809a September 22, 2013
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Agitated

Joe Biden whenever someone asks him a question that is more complex than 'what is your favorite color?'
1.
When I asked Joe Biden why he thinks that his approval rating is so low, he suddenly became very agitated for no reason.

2.
Reporter: So, Mr. president, what do you say to the people who don't think you have what it takes to run again in 2024?
Joe Biden: Look fatty, look. That's a damn lie! You're a lyin' dog faced pony soldier! This is untrue, I don't wanna hear any more of these lies or I'll take you outside and beat the crap out of you, you stupid son of a bitch! If they feel that way then they shouldn't vote for me!
Reporter: wow, I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so agitated.
Joe: I'm just sick and tired of all these smart guys!
by Icy Wyte July 5, 2022
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agitated ovaries

The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits
She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.
by ellelo May 19, 2014
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Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
by Liam H November 6, 2006
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Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
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gravel-agitated

Another term used to describe infantry.Widely used during world war 1 as based on the war film The Lost Batallion
Sgt.Random:If you hear something whisles from the notch,get on the ground.

the next day...

Pvt.Loco:sir,look,we've just lost 26 men from german artilery!
Sgt.Random:Those gravel-agitated bastards,I told them to get on the ground!
by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007
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mechanically agitated

My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.
by Wolbaz October 4, 2016
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