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The feeling that a man gets when he cant tell if a girl is 14 or 21. so he doesn't know if he can hit on her without going to jail
Jeremy saw the girl in his building that he likes a lot. But he cant tell if those legs and that butt are underage or not. He was very ageitated, so he went upstairs to spend another night alone.
ageitated by mrfink June 16, 2011
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Agitate the Gravel 

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.
Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.
Agitate the Gravel by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
I am so agitated because I am not getting any.
agitated by Mf0u809a September 22, 2013
1.A word that describes a person that is doing undesirable activities on a back pack such as pooing (Agitating)

2. To get angry (Agitated)at another person for doing absolutely nothing
She Agitate In A toilet {Example 1}

Some one Agitated at me for doing nothing (online/verbal) {Example 2}

(Pass Tense Future Tense)

He Agitated She Agitated We Agitated We are Agitating He/She is Agitating We/She/He Agitated
Agitate by 15556 October 2, 2009

agitated ovaries 

The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits
She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.
agitated ovaries by ellelo May 19, 2014

gravel-agitated 

Another term used to describe infantry.Widely used during world war 1 as based on the war film The Lost Batallion
Sgt.Random:If you hear something whisles from the notch,get on the ground.

the next day...

Pvt.Loco:sir,look,we've just lost 26 men from german artilery!
Sgt.Random:Those gravel-agitated bastards,I told them to get on the ground!
gravel-agitated by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

mechanically agitated 

My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.
mechanically agitated by Wolbaz October 4, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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