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The feeling that a man gets when he cant tell if a girl is 14 or 21. so he doesn't know if he can hit on her without going to jail
Jeremy saw the girl in his building that he likes a lot. But he cant tell if those legs and that butt are underage or not. He was very ageitated, so he went upstairs to spend another night alone.
ageitated by mrfink June 16, 2011
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Agitate the Gravel 

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To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.
Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.
Agitate the Gravel by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

agitated

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I am so agitated because I am not getting any.
agitated by Mf0u809a September 22, 2013

Agitate

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1.A word that describes a person that is doing undesirable activities on a back pack such as pooing (Agitating)

2. To get angry (Agitated)at another person for doing absolutely nothing
She Agitate In A toilet {Example 1}

Some one Agitated at me for doing nothing (online/verbal) {Example 2}

(Pass Tense Future Tense)

He Agitated She Agitated We Agitated We are Agitating He/She is Agitating We/She/He Agitated
Agitate by 15556 October 2, 2009

agitated ovaries 

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The female equivalent to the male blue balls. The feeling that a woman's girlie bits will be deprived of yet another opportunity to make contact with boy bits
She was all a quiver thinking she was meeting Mr Denton. When he flaked, her agitated ovaries began making decisions to get her laid.
agitated ovaries by ellelo May 19, 2014

gravel-agitated 

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Another term used to describe infantry.Widely used during world war 1 as based on the war film The Lost Batallion
Sgt.Random:If you hear something whisles from the notch,get on the ground.

the next day...

Pvt.Loco:sir,look,we've just lost 26 men from german artilery!
Sgt.Random:Those gravel-agitated bastards,I told them to get on the ground!
gravel-agitated by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

mechanically agitated 

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Hit hard with a blunt object.
My car wouldn't start until I mechanically agitated it.
mechanically agitated by Wolbaz October 4, 2016
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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