by Your Fellow Agiist May 12, 2021
Get the Agiism mug.Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.
Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".
Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.
These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.
Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".
Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.
These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.
Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"
18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"
40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"
18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""
40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"
18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"
40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"
18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"
40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"
18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""
40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"
18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"
40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"
18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012
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"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021
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1.
*walking into store..looking around..goes to pay for item*
Shop Keeper: Can i please check your bag?
Teen: are you being Agist?
2. teen: There is so much Ageism in this country.
*walking into store..looking around..goes to pay for item*
Shop Keeper: Can i please check your bag?
Teen: are you being Agist?
2. teen: There is so much Ageism in this country.
by appleville August 26, 2013
Get the Ageism mug.Ariism is a religion based on the belief of Lucifer, they are anti Christ. Mainly based for people who like to do dumb things and don't get embarrassed. Any one can join but your way of life must be changed to the aspects listed above.
-DUDE I just pulled down my pants in front of everyone!
-WHATTT aren't you embarrassed to do that?
-Nah remember, I'm part of ariism.
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-Omg I just yelled and swore at my mom!
-Damn bro your gonna get in so much trouble.
-Eh whatever, the devil supports it.
-WHATTT aren't you embarrassed to do that?
-Nah remember, I'm part of ariism.
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-Omg I just yelled and swore at my mom!
-Damn bro your gonna get in so much trouble.
-Eh whatever, the devil supports it.
by ariists ftw June 9, 2018
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Person 1: ay yo bruh, you in agaism?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: joe
Person 2: who is joe?
Person 3 who came from the 4th wall: joe life wasted not joining us smh >:(
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: joe
Person 2: who is joe?
Person 3 who came from the 4th wall: joe life wasted not joining us smh >:(
by DyingTurtle January 5, 2020
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