Agiism 

The religion and general belief in Agi, The God Of All. The followers are called Agiists.

'I heard him saying that Agiism is the only true religion.'
'Damn right it is.'

Agiism by Your Fellow Agiist May 12, 2021

Ageism 

Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.

Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".

Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.

These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.

Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.

40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"

18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"

40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"

18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""

40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"

18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"

40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"

18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."

Ageism by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012

Ageism 

Discrimination based on people's age, usually targeted towards teenagers or older adults.

"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."

Ageism by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021

Ageism 

When adults automatically think people who are 14+ are doing something wrong in ANY situation, whether inside a store or just walking down the street.

1.
*walking into store..looking around..goes to pay for item*

Shop Keeper: Can i please check your bag?
Teen: are you being Agist?

2. teen: There is so much Ageism in this country.

Ageism by appleville August 26, 2013

ariism

Ariism is a religion based on the belief of Lucifer, they are anti Christ. Mainly based for people who like to do dumb things and don't get embarrassed. Any one can join but your way of life must be changed to the aspects listed above.

-DUDE I just pulled down my pants in front of everyone!
-WHATTT aren't you embarrassed to do that?
-Nah remember, I'm part of ariism.
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-Omg I just yelled and swore at my mom!
-Damn bro your gonna get in so much trouble.
-Eh whatever, the devil supports it.

ariism by ariists ftw June 9, 2018

Agaism 

A group made by a specific someone in telegram who's main purpose is to act as a better way of communication

Person 1: ay yo bruh, you in agaism?

Person 2: no why?

Person 1: joe

Person 2: who is joe?

Person 3 who came from the 4th wall: joe life wasted not joining us smh >:(

Agaism by DyingTurtle January 5, 2020

ageism 

Descrimination based on age, either old age or youth. It's always a bad thing.

Ex: NAMBLA and the AARP both oppose ageism.

ageism by Anonymous March 6, 2003