Agera

Current car produced by Koenigsegg. In contrast with the older CCX, the Agera was designed with more of an emphasis on handling, as is demonstrated by the higher downforce. A further departure from the design of the CCX exists in the mode of forced induction employed in the Agera (turbocharging as opposed to supercharging).

If Top Gear puts the Agera or the Agera R around their track, it is expected that the Stig will set a very fast time.

by ColossalWalrus December 31, 2011

Agera

An STD transmitted by anal

'Oh shit Oli I've given you my agera'
'It's okay brit, what's yours is mine'

by Jdkajdiskakdj April 23, 2016

Koenigsegg Agera r/s

By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.

This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)

The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.

Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.

Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?

Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.

by ShroomBraj April 10, 2013

Self-aggrandising

Self-aggrandising is what people who have got fuck-all going for them do. It means boasting about yourself and your abilities, telling everyone how wonderful you are, broadcasting copious quantities of bullshit thickly overlaid with FIGJAM. Normal people exposed to the effects of some self-aggrandising nonentity usually experience attacks of acute nausea followed by the need to get as far away as possible from the source irritation.

Malcolm you are a self-aggrandising WOFS with the mental capacity of a demented amoeba.

by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015

agraly

Cofident,amazing,and smart!
You can trust in her in anything. You will be lucky to have her as a friend.She loves hearing music and shes cute and funny:-)She is how she is!

Agraly loves to eat icecream!

by :-)(♡˙︶˙♡) March 14, 2017

Agere

Short for age regression, a 100% sfw coping mechanism for some people to deal with trauma or mental illness. It is not at all affiliated with age play, which is a kink, and many regressers don’t like interacting with those into age play

“Why do you have a pacifier?” “Oh, I’m an age regresser.”
“You keep tagging pictures with ‘agere’, what does that mean?” “It’s short for age regression!”

by Angelicsky August 14, 2018

AGELASTIC

A person who never laughs otherwise known as a miserable person.

I've come to discovery after two years of being Dave's roommate he is agelastic.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018