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When someone does certain things he or she used to manage just fine, but not anymore due to getting older.

"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."

"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."
Agerape is like a facerape only it's age pranking around with you in real life instead of friends pranking around with you on Facebook.

Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.
Agerape by fredrickard July 8, 2012
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Aperape is an action of extreme physical violence while in a state of uncontrolled rage.

This word shares the same etymology as it's synonym apeshit.
Dillon aperaped Kyle for taking the last beer.
aperape by ArsonIsFun June 1, 2007
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He is earrape. He likes maya. He is a grape. He has a one inch penis and is constipated.
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When someone conceals , lies about, or is misleading about their age while persuing or commiting sexual acts with another unsuspecting person.
I went on a date with a cougar last night that said she was 49, but I saw her license sticking out of her purse after we had sex. She's actually 55, she age raped me.
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