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The afterpee

When you have to pee after you pee but you can’t pee because you just peed.
Damn, I can’t believe I have the afterpee, I JUST PEED, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THIS FEELING!!??!!
The afterpee by Ella Robbie January 28, 2018

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

afternevening 

The time of day between afternoon and evening.
I didn't eat enough this afternevening, do you want to get some food?
afternevening by Saltine Nachos October 18, 2017

amberween 

Amberween Is the perfect intersection of Amber’s birthday and Halloween. It is a national holiday noted for its spooky elegance with just a touch of debauchery.
Time to get the costume in order and buy the perfect bottle of red. Amberween Is just around the corner.
amberween by COAFSE October 19, 2018

afterevening 

The time of day after the evening and before nighttime.
Let’s go out for a walk this afterevening.
afterevening by Ms_DeviantsSub January 8, 2022

Afterwarning 

A warning of a past event.

Coined by WeezyWaiter(youtube)
Dave: Dude, why didnt you tell me that my ex was gonna be here?
John:Oh right, afterwarning, your ex is gonna be at the party

Dave: Aww man someone robbed my house
John: Oh yea, you forgot to lock your door
Dave: Thanks for the afterwarning
Afterwarning by Wordlizard July 9, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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