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Afterslay 

To violently cause the death of someone after they have already been slain.
The vampires keep going after Blade like they don't know know he's just going to afterslay them with that sword.
Afterslay by Burden13 September 17, 2010
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Afterblaze 

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.
Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.
Afterblaze by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

afterclap 

afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.

normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.
*Large chorus of clapping"

Mom: "Did you hear little Billy's singing?"
Aunt: "Yes his voice really stood out"

*Mother and Aunt only ones clapping still*

Bystander 1: "That afterclap is lame, their kid totally sucks, it was a choir of 200 kids!"

Bystander 2: "Yeah afterclap kills a show sometimes.."
afterclap by The Rope April 29, 2009
Word of the Day on August 27, 2009

aftersplash 

When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.
Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.
aftersplash by MR123 October 3, 2006

afterclap 

The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
When I was at the show and the curtain went down an elderly man afterclapped

canadian aftershave 

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.
That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

afterplay 

The cuddling, kissing etc. which occurs after sex.
Woman: The sex is great, but I wish there was more afterplay.
afterplay by Alexi Lupin December 30, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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