aftersplash

When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.

Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.

by MR123 October 3, 2006

aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.

Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.

by MR123 October 5, 2006

after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.

Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.

by oojuu March 26, 2003

after splash

When ur shit hits the water and some water splashs up and the water ends up in ur asshole.

After the huge dookie hit the water i got a big after splash.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

Aftersplat

That burning splatter you get at the end of a really wet fart.

Fred ate too many jalapenos, and had a nasty case of the aftersplats

by sl2112 April 17, 2009

aftersmash

The feeling you get after orgasming or masterbating

Maradona- why are you being so distant and tired

Jim- We just had sex, I have aftersmash

by Sean Nort November 13, 2016

afterplastered

Low energy state humans experience when alcohol induced euphoria has left them.

Taking care of a kid on a long flight is tough, but doing it afterplastered is a million times worse!

by dhrotky December 23, 2019