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Afterlyfe 

Afterlyfe online, a pixel doll forum site which failed to leave the development stage despite many people being invested in the project.
Person A: What's going on with Afterlyfe Online?

Person B: Literally nothing
Afterlyfe by idk hi besties May 16, 2021
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Afterlyfe 

the most mid album yeat ever released
Person 1 - Ay bruh, you heard that new Yeat?
Person 2 - Yes twin, that "Afterlyfe" shit was mid asf luh crank sold
Afterlyfe by spinvvs February 24, 2023

afterlyfë 

the greatest rapper of all time, yeat, (aka noah oliver smith)’s album that is said to be released 2/24/23. this album features youngboy, kranky kranky, talking ben app, and luh geeky. this is a follow-up album to his most recent hit album, lyfë. (written by giselle!!)
“bro did u hear luh geeky was featured on a song in afterlyfë??”
afterlyfë by luh bleek February 23, 2023

Afterlife Denial

Afterlife Denial, sometimes reffered as Afterlife Denialism, is the act of denying the idea or the existence of afterlife, also including extraphysical denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of extraphysics, nonphysics and metaphysics), spiritual denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of souls, spirits and spirituality), consciousness denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of consciousness or mind), supernatural denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of the supernatural or extranatural), extramatter denial (act of denying the idea or existence of extramatter, extramaterial, immaterial or of anything beyond matter) and multiverse denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of multiverses and multidimensions). Afterlife denial always use of naturalist, scientistic, physicalist, positivist and materialist arguments for deny afterlife, majority of those arguments being extremely materialist and scientistic.
"Afterlife Denial is really common nowadays, and even sadder to know that there are "spiritual" and "astral" groups and communities who support this idea such as all other kinds of denialism that accompany afterlife denial, being unable to see beyond materialism, physicalism and scientism."

Afterlife 

I actually give up

Fuck life

Fuck everyone

Afterlife ..

Maybe its overdue

Should of come home long ago

In the dark dark days I didn’t even want to get out of bed

That’s how I feel now …

Thank you

And to all the friends of over 20 years

Happily taking whatever I cooked for them

Drinking all the drinks the tee total guy bought for them

But when I comes to take sides

Of course

Only one side of the story matters

What is that like ..

Read all I wrote

This is pure me

So purely one sided ..,

The look of disgust my son gave

At his tender age

Maybe this is what broke me

I no longer care

Not sure the love of my children can save me either

So for the record

Afterlife .. I’m ready to come home
Afterlife .. actually give me lights out too ..

I don’t even want to think anymore ..

Thank you for everyone who contributed to this

I will see you in hell ..
Afterlife by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Afterlife 

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol
There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?
Afterlife by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Quantum Afterlife

Quantum afterlife is a hypothesis and concept that advocates there is afterlife at quantum level, where the atoms and sub-atomic particles of living beings and of all objects might transform into other things in the future, such as this concept advocates that the conscience exists at quantum level and even when someone dies it is transformed into something else.
"Quantum afterlife is an interesting concept inside quantum materialism, it proves that it is possible to be a materialist and still believes in afterlife as well, it is really good and interesting."

"Quantum afterlife also advocates the concept of quantum-extraphysical superposition for explain about Near Death Experiences, creating the possibility of existence of other worlds and dimensions, leading to the possibility of extraphysical mechanics and quantum mechanics be literally the same thing."

"Quantum Afterlife and Quantum Materialism might be really good to lead to Quantum Deism, where god (the divine) exists at quantum level and it is everywhere at quantum level and just by reason and by technodeism we can find it out."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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