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Aftertoke 

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.
Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.
Aftertoke by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007

afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.
afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

The afterpee

When you have to pee after you pee but you can’t pee because you just peed.
Damn, I can’t believe I have the afterpee, I JUST PEED, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THIS FEELING!!??!!
The afterpee by Ella Robbie January 28, 2018

Afterskeet

The point immediately after orgasm when you either think of an escape plan, bask in glory or contemplate your life decisions. A post-sex epiphany
In the midst of my afterskeet last nite, it dawned on me that my carbohydrate intake is probably way too high.
Afterskeet by cheencheen May 3, 2015

Afterpee 

When someone dribbles urine on themselves after believing they were finished using the toilet.
Mark was annoyed when he got afterpee on his underwear.
Afterpee by PColumbus May 20, 2016

afterphucked

1. When one is still screwed up and unable to deal with members of the sex of their sexual preference after dumped by a true love.

2. When one is still fucked up in the head for such a prolonged period that the damaage appears permanent, so they stay at home every spare moment they have intoxicated and alone. Attempts to socialize cause more confusion or pain.
Larry was so head afterphucked by Kristal that he spent all his money on cocaine and vodka, and he couldn't do anything about it because he mistrusted everyone especially women, and couldn't deal with it in a healthy way.
afterphucked by Lar December 18, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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