Afterpuke

When somebody throws up after seeing another person throw up.

Guy 1: "Buuuuuagggh!!!"
Guy 2: "oh man thats Grouuuuuuugggh!!!" *afterpuke*

by DeathlikeJaguar November 23, 2009

Aftertoke

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.

Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.

by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007

afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

The afterpee

When you have to pee after you pee but you can’t pee because you just peed.

Damn, I can’t believe I have the afterpee, I JUST PEED, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THIS FEELING!!??!!

by Ella Robbie January 28, 2018

Afterskeet

The point immediately after orgasm when you either think of an escape plan, bask in glory or contemplate your life decisions. A post-sex epiphany

In the midst of my afterskeet last nite, it dawned on me that my carbohydrate intake is probably way too high.

by cheencheen May 3, 2015

Afterpee

When someone dribbles urine on themselves after believing they were finished using the toilet.

Mark was annoyed when he got afterpee on his underwear.

by PColumbus May 20, 2016

afterphucked

1. When one is still screwed up and unable to deal with members of the sex of their sexual preference after dumped by a true love.

2. When one is still fucked up in the head for such a prolonged period that the damaage appears permanent, so they stay at home every spare moment they have intoxicated and alone. Attempts to socialize cause more confusion or pain.

Larry was so head afterphucked by Kristal that he spent all his money on cocaine and vodka, and he couldn't do anything about it because he mistrusted everyone especially women, and couldn't deal with it in a healthy way.

by Lar December 18, 2005