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Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010
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Afternooner

Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.

It could be from late nights or just general laziness
Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.

Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.

Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.
Afternooner by Mr Elevator March 15, 2011

afternooner

Sexual intercourse during the lunch hour or afternoon hours.
After the afternooner I had, I am too tired this evening.
afternooner by nick_f May 12, 2010

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.
Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.
afterboner by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

afterboom 

The annoying habit of placing a winning online bet and then posting it on social media afterwards.
I really despise it when someone places an afterboom on social media, no one cares
afterboom by John Mcrirrick January 11, 2020