Afsor

An “Afsor” is someone who is able to predict what others will do and say by carefully analysing what their previous actions have been. Colloquially “Afsor” has been used to describe someone who is just intelligent and has a high attention to detail. While this is true, this is not the precise meaning of Afsor. Bengali culture use “Afsor” as a name to describe someone who is just and fair to everyone.

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A lawyer is commonly called "Afsor" as they are expected to be able to excellent judges of character.

Afsor by Aristotle University of Thessa March 18, 2010

absorbmooch 

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

absorbmooch by jpg3 November 1, 2011

afsoon 

Afsoons normally have brown curly hair and brown eyes. It is a Persian name. Afsoons are very sweet and kind, but be patient, they can flip out. Afsoons are very good athletes and have bright futures. Not to mention their beauty.

That girl is such an afsoon

afsoon by Handle2020 March 2, 2018

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011

Asoryuu 

The art of entrusting somebody your life mission, but dying before you actually tell them about it.

-What are you even doing?
-No idea, I'm left with an asoryuu.

Asoryuu by antixanthomonas January 8, 2022

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004