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Africanidiosis 

An eating disorder which results from a general distaste from food and thereby giving the individual inflicted with the disease the appearance of a poor Nicaraguan baby. The disease is also often found in persons with AIDS, further increasing the infected individual's resemblance to a Nicaraguan baby. This process can be cured via giving food more appeal to the person inflicted, suggested methods being; lacing it with LSD, making the infected smoke marijuana, shoving food in the infected person's face etc. Can potentially result in the darkening of the skin, and if not previously carried, the HIV virus.
Man, Joe has got to start eating more, he is as skinny as a toothpick!

I know, it is hard for him, he has Africanidiosis.

Well light up the bong and order Chinese food, we cant let our friend suffer like this!
Africanidiosis by IrishPunx January 26, 2011

africannibal 

jeffery dahmer was an africannibal
africannibal by RedDragons666 July 17, 2010

Africanized wife 

An ordinary wife, who through years of marital evolution, that has evolved from a loving "do anything for ya" person to become easily agitatied and can be provoked to attack the unfortunate spouse (usually a combination or verbal and mental attacks) without provocation, often times marked with an overkill tone of superiority.
I overheard the beatdown Geoff got from his wife the other night over some petty shit. Seems she turned into an Africanized wife; cause four years ago I would have overheard how he was banging her after a light scuffle.
Africanized wife by amanscorned October 19, 2009

Africaed 

We africaed the red team last game.
Africaed by L33taminjaro November 27, 2009

Africanized Faggot 

A very upset, angered, enraged or hostile homosexual. Not necessarily from Africa. Akin to Africanized bees. Can be dangerous when encountered in small, enclosed spaces.
Africanized Faggot by aness May 4, 2012

Africance 

A mocking joke of France as an African country, tied with the history of French colonialism in Africa and large African presence in France today.
France is the best African team in the world. Go Africance!
Africance by JacktheSoulless November 25, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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