africanet 

Used to describe an internet connection that disconnects frequently, is slow, or is just downright awful.

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Dan says (7:03 PM):
*do you have africanet?

Aserus says (7:04 PM):
*yes

africanet by Famousstevesurpise August 4, 2011

african american gentleman

A term white people like to use because they think saying "black guy" just isn't politically correct.

Person A: Do you remember Mark from the party last night?

Person B: No, what did he look like again?

Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.

african american gentleman by WalterWhitman December 7, 2013

African Soup 

The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.

That african soup you made was bomb! You must have ate alot of Broccoli.

African Soup by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Afrikaner 

A term used for those of Dutch, French Huguenot, German Protestant (& others) descent who speak Afrikaans living in Southern Africa: The Republic of South Africa, Botswana & Namibia. The ancestors of Afrikaners arrived in the Cape begining in 1652 & are divided between those in the Cape & those of Voortrekker descent.

He spoke Afrikaans & was native to South Africa considering himself much more African than European hence he must be an Afrikaner.

Afrikaner by Ron Palmer. November 11, 2003

African-American Friday 

The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.

I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.

African-American Friday by Frank Big November 29, 2010

African toeing 

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.

"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."

African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

African Gold 

/ˈafrikən gōld/
Noun

1. Another way of saying water.

The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.

Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.

Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.

African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!

Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!

Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!

Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!

African Gold by Dave from the cave June 13, 2013