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send a mexican across the border 

i gotta send a mexican across the border

Slap your sibling across their face day! 

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face
“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”

aerosol overhaul 

A superficial overhaul. Typically a quick cleaning and paint job of an automobile engine

an "Earl Scheib"
Distraught car owner: What do you mean the engine is blown? The car salesman said it had been recently overhauled!!

Mechanic: An aerosol overhaul maybe.

Distraught car owner:FUCK!!!
aerosol overhaul by Phinger March 11, 2007

Tens Across The Board 

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".
Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.