Definitions by OogaBoogaBruh

MPIB 

My piano is brown.

Man: "My Piano is brown."
Woman: *moans"
Man 2: "He used the MPIB strat, how genius"

MPIB by OogaBoogaBruh January 28, 2021

Breathing and living 

Pls stop doing that

man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"

Breathing and living by OogaBoogaBruh January 28, 2021

Poosy cet 

Somebody with a strong accent might call their cat a "Poosy cet" Instead of a Pussy cat.

Man: I just got a kitten from the shelter yesterday.
Woman: WHERE POOSY CET?

Poosy cet by OogaBoogaBruh January 27, 2021

When COVID is over 

"When COVID is over" is a twitter trend where people joke about corona-virus never going away, whilst comparing it to pop culture trends and things people tend to never finish, like laundry.

"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When one direction comes back"
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When my laundry is done"

When COVID is over by OogaBoogaBruh January 27, 2021

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

Dragon deez nuts across your face by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

KFKFKFKFKFKF 

Used when somebody is expressing their laughter.

Example:

Girl 1: Chile anyways-
Girl 2: KFKFKFKFKFKF NOOOO-

KFKFKFKFKFKF by OogaBoogaBruh November 2, 2020