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Ms. Adrion 

A person who wears tight pants to emphasise his crotch buldge.
A Ms. Adrion is usually a mind-raping Teacher. She is usually cynical and sarcastic. Ms. Adrions usually live with their moms and twin brothers and adore attention. When in class, Ms. Adrions adore making little girls cry. When the little girls are equipt with nice boobs, Ms. Adrions usually enjoy their company more than other students.

Ms. Adrions like expensive clothing, and drive around in nice BMWS. Usually found in Staten Is.

Ms. Adrions are usually very good looking. It is debated on whether they are gay or not, or just simply metrosexual. But one things for sure, They defiantely wax their arms.

Ms. Adrions usually have an attraction for girls with any form of the name sofiya. These include Sofiya, Sophia, Sofie, Sonya (though rare) and even Zoe. But zoes are not usually found around Ms. Adrions.

Ms. Adrions will bite if approached without caution, if the approacher makes rapid movements, if their extremely stupid and if frightened.

The scientific name for a Ms. Adrion is Assholisis Adrioniosis Colleneosis Pedofilis.
"Dude, she just made that little girl cry!"
"Yea, a Ms. Adrion for sure!"
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adirondack mountain people 

A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.

They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.

They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.

Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).

There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.

Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.

adirondackular 

Describes landscapes so beautiful that they can't be described in words. Comes from the Adirondacks, a mountain range in upper New York State. Pronounced "a-dih-ron-DACK-you-ler".
Marty: Yo, Dean, get a look at this black spruce bog---it's adirondackular!!!
Dean: Yeah, dis is awesome man! It's like Yoda's planet!
Marty: Dean, you sure know how to pick the best boreal hikes!
adirondackular by pentozali August 28, 2006

Adirondack lantern 

Noun - A water vessel (e.g. kayak) where the semi-translucent hull is illuminated from within at night; like a Floating Chinese lantern.
We put headlamps in the bow and stern of a rotomolded kayak to make it glow and paddled across Upper Saranac Lake.

I popped some really bright glow sticks in my Hobie Cat hulls for night sailing, and it looked like the Star Trek Next Generation Enterprise nacelles at the beginning of the show intro.

A group of kayakers went on an Adirondack Lantern paddle last night.

Adrionna 

An amazing girl who loves everyone and is nice. Adrionna can be Rude and annoying but always pulls through for her friends. She will win your heart over by anyone who crosses her path. Ardironna can pick a fight out of anything but she always wins the fight. Adronna is sassy at times and you dont want to get in her way if shes mad. If you ever find an Adrionna make sure to be on her good side!
Girl 1: Adrionna is sassy but she always sticks up for her friends and family.
Girl 2: i know i kinda want to be her friend.
Adrionna by Kittylover123456710 June 10, 2018

Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
Adirondack Smoothie by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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