4 definitions by cracksmoke
A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .
Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .
by cracksmoke October 30, 2014
When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .
(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .
(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
by cracksmoke October 31, 2015