authensive
authensive by Chrissie G December 28, 2015
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authentivestigator
noun
Someone who has such an elitist complex to the point that they feel the need to "verify" other people's "authenticity" and "whether or not you're a real fan" of something. So much so to the point that they ask dumb questions to try and satisfy their gigantic ego.
Someone who has such an elitist complex to the point that they feel the need to "verify" other people's "authenticity" and "whether or not you're a real fan" of something. So much so to the point that they ask dumb questions to try and satisfy their gigantic ego.
A: Is that a Nirvana shirt? Well m'lady, i just so happen to be a big fan of them. You wouldn't be able to name 3 songs from them now would you my fair maiden?
B: Dude, stop being an authentivestigator. Also you f*cking stink, I'm calling the cops.
B: Dude, stop being an authentivestigator. Also you f*cking stink, I'm calling the cops.
authentivestigator by Zoomut June 4, 2026
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