authensive 

Something that is authentic and expensive

This street food is really authensive

authensive by Chrissie G December 28, 2015

authentivestigator

noun
Someone who has such an elitist complex to the point that they feel the need to "verify" other people's "authenticity" and "whether or not you're a real fan" of something. So much so to the point that they ask dumb questions to try and satisfy their gigantic ego.

A: Is that a Nirvana shirt? Well m'lady, i just so happen to be a big fan of them. You wouldn't be able to name 3 songs from them now would you my fair maiden?
B: Dude, stop being an authentivestigator. Also you f*cking stink, I'm calling the cops.

authentivestigator by Zoomut June 4, 2026

Adhensive 

able to conform to the shape of another

This flat ethernet cable is more adhensive to the edge of this desk than a round one.

Adhensive by notmyrealnamemom May 30, 2019