Absolute DILF. Adam James is 6'8", 210 lbs, biceps bigger than your face and he even benches more than the world record holder, Nugget. He also acquires all of the 3 H's. Hot, Hunky, and Humbleness. Steer clear from Adam if you are with your girl, he will yeehaw 2-step his way over to steal your girl. Don't even get me started on his auto-aim, it will blast you to the next century.

Cowboy: "I can't wait to take my girl to the saloon tonight."
Sheriff: "NO! DON'T GO! ADAM JAMES IS GOING TO BE THERE!"

Adam James by Peaenut July 23, 2019

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Adam Johnson

A pedophile Sunderland player that was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old Sunderland fan.

"So fuck off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a pedophile! You're a pedophile!"

Adam Johnson by Lumpacado May 1, 2015

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adam jones

adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam

i love the tik tok star rock band star adam jones from sm6

adam jones by Kween Kelly May 28, 2020

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Adam Jones

The guitarist for the band Tool. He is extremely talented and is often able to "see" songs through a naturally occurring synesthesia. Also respected as a visual artist, Jones painted many of the dinosaurs seen in Jurassic Park as well as doing work with A Nightmare on Elm Street. And although he is left handed, he plays guitar right handed.

Adam Jones is well respected as both a musician and visual artist.

Adam Jones by a!ex July 3, 2006

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