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A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games
Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."
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by Peaenut July 23, 2019

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100% without a doubt the coolest guy you'll ever meet. 99% Muscle and above average penis size.
Cameron Baum is fucking dope man
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by Peaenut December 09, 2018

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Absolute DILF. Adam James is 6'8", 210 lbs, biceps bigger than your face and he even benches more than the world record holder, Nugget. He also acquires all of the 3 H's. Hot, Hunky, and Humbleness. Steer clear from Adam if you are with your girl, he will yeehaw 2-step his way over to steal your girl. Don't even get me started on his auto-aim, it will blast you to the next century.
Cowboy: "I can't wait to take my girl to the saloon tonight."
Sheriff: "NO! DON'T GO! ADAM JAMES IS GOING TO BE THERE!"
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by Peaenut July 23, 2019

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One who you will want to keep away from your girl. He has an aura of BDE just like Chernobyl being radioactive.
His towering stature of 6'5" will without a doubt make you and your girl wet in seconds. What's that? You don't go outside because you only play video games? Well, you're not safe either my friend. Mason Mapes is a Distinguished master Guardian in Counter Strike. He will for sure one tap you anyway on the map, before you even see him. Warning: Keep Safe distance between you and Mason Mapes, he has too much power.
Chernobyl Employee: "Oh Shitttt! We're all gonna die!
2nd Chernobyl Employee: "Forget that dawg, Mason Mapes is coming!"
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by Peaenut July 23, 2019

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A man who usually wears super tight tights in order to show off the size of his below average size bulge. Zach Mapes usually likes to mountain bike since he is a 5'3" manlet with 90% bone matter filling up his body. He also owns a black pet fish named Lebron since zach is a working member of the KKK who hates them blacks.
Lebron: "Aw shit, A Zach Mapes!"
Zach Mapes: "Ima name you Lebron. Get it? Cause you're black. I like Bikes."
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by Peaenut July 23, 2019

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At first glance, you may just see a short Latino man. However, Cesar Bueno is more than that, he is also nasty on the sticks dawg. After fucking up all his competition on the main stage, he was later noticed as the best Call of Duty player under 5'4" with an abnormally large cock. Some may say Cesar has the best ICR shot in the game, but that's an understatement, considering his 3.83 K/D Ratio in multiple game modes. Cesar Bueno is someone who you always want on your team, if he's not, you might as well just quit.
Crimsix: "Optic is the best team in the league right now."
Brack: "We have Cesar Bueno though."
Crimsix: "Oh Fuck."
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by Peaenut July 23, 2019

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