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Actuelly 

A dumb way of saying actually used by fools and mostly silly boys/girls
Ur actuelly shcthewpid
Ur on drugs actuelly
Actuelly by Memer actuelly December 12, 2017
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that's actually fucked up 

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.
*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name 

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend
“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

I actually don't hate you right now 

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.
Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

Well Actually 

1. the word you hear before a big lecture
2. when you hear it, prepare for boredom
3. the word that lets you know your in for it
4. the word people use when they are trying to be smart
5. the word people use when they are loosing an argument
6. the word you only use if you are in trouble, a smart mouth, or loosing in a argument/verbal fight
Well Actually by Jaemins Pink Hair January 16, 2020

ActuallyOddPlan

The common fandom name for a foursome that consists of Stephen Ng, Gavin Ng, Hosuh Lee and Jay Ko.
The Actually comes from Stephen and Gavin, and their channel name "Actually Stephen", The odd comes from Jay and his online username "OddJayAlter" and the Plan comes from Hosuh and his online username "PlanB".

Anyone is who not familiar with Danplan must be wondering why 4 separate people have a group fandom name. And that's because Stephen, Hosuh and Jay were once on a Youtube channel called Danplan, which was run by Daniel Lim, co-run by Hosuh. The group split up once Stephen left because of poor treatment, however Hosuh, Jay and Stephen all remained friends.
Friend 1: "I love ActuallyOddPlan oh my god."
Friend 2: "Aha.. once who fall down the ActuallyOddPlan hole there is *no* escape."
Friend 1: "I love???? them??? all???? like,,,, Jay is just so??? And Hosuh is just?? aND STEPHEN?? AND GAVIN???"
Friend 2: "You're in deeper than I thought."
ActuallyOddPlan by Koransuba May 5, 2020

Umm actually 

The first two words said by people who think their opinion is correct before they go make a twenty paragraph rant about why the age of consent should be thirteen
Someone: The age of consent exists for a reason
Neck beard: Umm actually the age of consent is a useless government rule that promotes double-standards for people of different ages and I know tons of thirteen year olds that are mature enough so... *proceeds to talk for the next two hours*
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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