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Acnestis 

The weird word for a place that is unreachable with your own hands unless you rip off someone else's limb or rip a tree's arm and carve that into a hand then use that to scratch your acnestis and no, I sadly haven't been promoted to Dr.Google yet, ask someone else to make this more dirty, I don't get paid for that type of stuff.
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HAND OR A FUCKING STICK OR ANYTHING THAT'S LONG SO I CAN SCRATCH MY ACNESTIS

Sloth Bear: WHY CAN'T THE FUCKING SCRATCH BE CLOSER AND NOT ON MY FUCKING ACNESTIS

God: Why did I have to make life and hear their whining about their scratches on their acnestis, when will they learn that I don't care, I should have kept them as stupid fish.
Acnestis by Random Word Definer August 28, 2020
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acnestis 

The acnestis is the part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins, which an animal cannot reach to scratch.
My dog Matt was always welcoming people at the front door, in exchange for attending to his acnestis. It’s too bad he was born without any arms or legs, otherwise he’d be scratching his own back just as easily.
Terminal disease caught by staff working at Agen Biomedical Ltd.
Employee 1:"I fucking hate this job!!"
Employee 2:"Sounds like you've got Agenitis mate.."
Agenitis by boganbroad November 25, 2004

Apenisitis 

When a person does too much of something and their penis is unable to get hard for awhile
Oh no! I did too much coke…I think I have apenisitis now
Apenisitis by _dookie_shoes January 12, 2022

Acnestis 

It's legit ur fucking back. Now u can go around saying ur acnestis is scratching and get beat up by the cool kids. Maybe one of them will hurt ur acnestis *snicker..snicker*
Ow...... you hurt my acnestis
Acnestis by MattthewYaNobodySingh January 6, 2020
The symptoms and side effects of falling for someone with a nickname like Ace.
His combination of charm and an edge have given me a bad case of Aceitis
aceitis by Kpassa April 18, 2018