A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

speculate to accumulate by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

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5 fold accumulator

The name for a certain shape of shit.
Adverb
whilst you're taking a shit and it comes out in such a way that the shit rope folds 5 times and accumulates into a 5 fold accumulator

1. I was impressed with myself after taking a dump as I'd managed to create a perfect 5 fold accumulator.
2. He grunted whilst attempting to create a 5 fold accumulator, however he did not have enough shit and he could only managed 4 folds

5 fold accumulator by Wayne king September 21, 2014

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accumagate

When an individual, while under the influence of alcohol, stumbles over his or her words and accidently invents a new one, they have accumagated.

Whilst trying to say "communicate" you accidently say "accumagate"

accumagate by Andy Le Brocq/Xander Flatt March 18, 2004

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Gradual Accumulation

It is when you can't put your windshield wipers on auto because the rain isn't coming down hard enough but still building up on your windshield. So you have to push the wiper lever manually for every wipe.

Gradual accumulation can happen when rain has slowed to become misty or after a rain storm and mist from other cars build up on your windshield.

Gradual Accumulation by Crafty Chris April 22, 2009

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