accumulata

1. n. the totality of snail mail, email, and phone messages amassed during one's absence from home or place of work

2. n. the "to do" pile lurking behind one's door

Upon returning home from a delightful Mexican vacation she was overwhelmed by accumulata.

by dicwrit January 28, 2013

5 fold accumulator

The name for a certain shape of shit.
Adverb
whilst you're taking a shit and it comes out in such a way that the shit rope folds 5 times and accumulates into a 5 fold accumulator

1. I was impressed with myself after taking a dump as I'd managed to create a perfect 5 fold accumulator.
2. He grunted whilst attempting to create a 5 fold accumulator, however he did not have enough shit and he could only managed 4 folds

by Wayne king September 21, 2014

Accumbularate

Something "The Stig" can do.

Some say he can accumbularate, all we know is he's called "The Stig".

by Dr.shaft October 13, 2011

accumulate

The action of saving up money until you're as rich as hell. saving

OMG!!! I ONLY HAVE TO ACCUMULATE $1 EVERY DAY UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER TO BECOME A TRILLIONARE!!!!!!!!!!

by Friendly Pal October 3, 2019

speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Gradual Accumulation

It is when you can't put your windshield wipers on auto because the rain isn't coming down hard enough but still building up on your windshield. So you have to push the wiper lever manually for every wipe.

Gradual accumulation can happen when rain has slowed to become misty or after a rain storm and mist from other cars build up on your windshield.

by Crafty Chris April 22, 2009

accumulatitis

A disease which mainly affects women. It is characterised by mass accumulation of clothes, shoes, bags, hats, etc with no regard for cupboard space or actual need.

Can also be used in reference to persons who suffer from hoarding any other substance or thing.

Have you seen Lisa's wardrobe!?! That biatch has a serious case of accumulatitis!

by bronxb July 20, 2007