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Abvidextrous 

Having the inclination to consume non-alcoholic “mocktail” beverages but not exclusively, opting for alcoholic beverages on occasion. Analogous to the term flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for “alcohol by volume”) + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).
Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He’s socially abvidextrous.
Abvidextrous by JamersC December 16, 2024
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Abvidextrous 

Choosing to consume alcohol in some situations but opting for mocktails, near beer, or non-alcoholic wine in other situations. Analogous to flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for
"alcohol by volume") + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).
Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He's socially abvidextrous.
Abvidextrous by JamersC December 16, 2024

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

appidextrous 

The ability of someone to be able to use two different applications that do basically the same thing. Their ability is a display of their knowledge, wisdom or age.
Glenn is awesome at Lotus Notes and Excel. He is so appidextrous!
appidextrous by stranman December 7, 2015

antidextrous 

1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.
'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'
antidextrous by pedro calhoun January 9, 2004