Abvidextrous

Having the inclination to consume non-alcoholic “mocktail” beverages but not exclusively, opting for alcoholic beverages on occasion. Analogous to the term flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for “alcohol by volume”) + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).

Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He’s socially abvidextrous.

by JamersC December 16, 2024

Abvidextrous

Choosing to consume alcohol in some situations but opting for mocktails, near beer, or non-alcoholic wine in other situations. Analogous to flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for
"alcohol by volume") + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).

Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He's socially abvidextrous.

by JamersC December 16, 2024

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003

appidextrous

The ability of someone to be able to use two different applications that do basically the same thing. Their ability is a display of their knowledge, wisdom or age.

Glenn is awesome at Lotus Notes and Excel. He is so appidextrous!

by stranman December 7, 2015

antidextrous

1. adj. - lacking dexterity in either hand.

'he can't throw very well with either hand, he's antidextrous'

by pedro calhoun January 9, 2004