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When you're saying something thats not true.
Will: "i have caught 4 bodies last night"

fred: "stop abshing bro"
Absh by Jonke January 5, 2023
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A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.
Run! It's Absher!
absher by Gnarlybeefstick December 7, 2016
Related Words
abshir absham Abshire Abshole Absh Absha abshaam abshar Absharan Abshari
Abshiro one of the most beautiful people on the planet. She will be so kind to you if you are back but if you are mean to her prepare to hide in your room for the rest of the day abshiro is the most taleneted girl you will ever meet she always makes a person smile even when they are upset. Make sure to have a abshiro in your life.
Person 1: look at the girl stick up to someone
Person 2: that's probably a abshiro
abshiro by Ahsksllansba July 12, 2018
1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
Abshole by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

abshurhootsies 

Response statement to a question. Example:

Q: When we go to the zoo, can we get snow cones!?!?

A: Abshurhootsies
Pronounced: Ab-sure-oot-seas
Rooted from the word Absolutely with an infusion of Sure, Definitely and it will be a hoot most certainly & seriously.
Coined by a goofy dad.

Used repeatedly to playfully irritate the wife and rally the kiddos.
Will it be worth it? Abshurhootsies!
no
abshir is hot frfr ong facts bro! no CAP XD
abshir by hexokage May 23, 2021
An asshole deserving his name by showing off his abs in almost every situation, like on the photos or when naked with friends/chicks, etc. Abshole is usually very proud of having abs and therefore doesn't mind slouching or generally having an awkward posture caused by flexing his abs.
- Person 1: Mike has cool abs in his profile photos.
- Person 2: Abshole.
- Person 1: Envious?
- Person 2: No, he is just abshole. Look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.
Abshole by kovarov April 13, 2014
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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