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An loser with a complete disregard for others. Or someone or thing that is a complete waste of time and energy. Can also apply to when a situation goes from bad to worse
"Man this is a real abshire moment"
"Dont be an abshire dude"
Abshire by Rob the floss November 1, 2019
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Abshiro one of the most beautiful people on the planet. She will be so kind to you if you are back but if you are mean to her prepare to hide in your room for the rest of the day abshiro is the most taleneted girl you will ever meet she always makes a person smile even when they are upset. Make sure to have a abshiro in your life.
Person 1: look at the girl stick up to someone
Person 2: that's probably a abshiro
abshiro by Ahsksllansba July 12, 2018
Someone who sucks horribly at World of Warcraft. A huge noob who can't tank or heal.
"Lets get Gaaraa to tank it."
"No dude, he's a total Ayshire."
Ayshire by Steven Moore January 11, 2008
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abshir is hot frfr ong facts bro! no CAP XD
abshir by hexokage May 23, 2021
A man who runs away from a bar of soap and shampoo. He uses his sweat as hair gel to keep it slick with style. Who's afraid of the dark so he sleeps in his bed with his mother. Feels entitled to free handouts. The first one in line at company or family functions without contributing. A man who would impregnate there cousin. A man who is a virgin but make up stories about sex with women.
We always have a abshier at every family reunion.
The realest mf in your circle. Funny, outgoing, big hearted person. Prettiest baddest female. Hard working , self independent lady. Chases the bag not these n**** Short asf with nice shoe game. Can dress and pretty.
Abshira is the realest dawg in this bitchhh.
abshira by Candy store November 21, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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