Abomancer

a person who controls abominations with magic!

Darius Deamonne
"I've mastered many things in life, but magic is what I excel at. In particular, I am a master of my specialty, Abomination magic. I can use the abomination magic to summon abominations of any form, I can manipulate the flesh and shape them in any way I deem fit, and I am unrivaled in combat. I am called an abomancer, one who controls and manipulates abominations with magic. I use this power to help the Emperor in whatever way he so desires, and it is a gift I am proud of. I am the strongest abomancer in all of the Boiling Isles!"

Abomancer by JC4th March 12, 2023

abomineering 

the act of creating an abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.

i.e. something that would make macgyver cringe.

check out this Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the seatbelt pressure on my sternum!

wow. that is a feat of abomineering.

see also:
thereifixedit.com

abomineering by parity September 16, 2009

Assmancer 

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

Assmancer by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

amomancer 

Genric: A poet who believes what he or she writes has power in and of itself to change people and the world, as though it was a form of magic. (Amomancy being the supernatural art of changing people through poetry or eloquence). From the word "Amote", coined by 90's internet poet William F. DeVault.

Specific: The Amomancer: William F. DeVault. Named by Yahoo in the mid-1990's as "The Romantic Poet of the Internet" by Yahoo. Author of several books of excruciatingly confessional and emotionally overwrought poetry about love and mortality.

"The Amomancer dances in the shadows" a poem about lost love, by the aforementioned William F. DeVault.

amomancer by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

alkomancer 

A person who can somehow magically create alcohol by mixing together plants, grain and water.

Hey what do you do as a job?

Oh i'm a first generation alkomancer.

alkomancer by Grimjuice June 28, 2017

Aboyance 

ABOYANCE - (n) 1. annoyance caused by a boy or man. 2. An annoying boy or man

ABOYING - (adj) causing aboyance

Sam, leave me alone, you are a complete aboyance.

I don’t have time for any aboyances.

Aboyance by Jesciak August 20, 2018

Afromancer 

Skinny white trash guy who is too much of a dipshit to understand the economics of buying a Corolla

Sean Charles McGarry is an Afromancer

Afromancer by Hector Borb August 13, 2006