Abocel 

A woman who is incapable of getting a boyfriend or husband, or children - because her entire life is about abortions.

"God, you see how Jennifer just talks non stop about her rights to have abortions? She's a total abocel."

Abocel by coolmindman May 4, 2022

Aboce 

Aboce (pron. Ah-bo-che) is art of achieving and sustaining the better things in life. An ‘Aboce’ individual will look good, talk good, make love good - all with minimal visible effort.

Not to be confused with Aboce (pron. a-bosse) which is merely being in an ok enough state to once again attain the state of Aboce.

“Pete, how’s your Aboce?”

Aboce by WayDon March 22, 2023

Abocessity

An abocessity (pronounced: ab-o-sess-et-tee) NOUN
These are things most abos CANNOT and WILL NOT live without. In short, a necessity of an abo. This is NOT at all intended to be RACIST, it is in actual fact TRUE.

Abocessity examples:
There are many examples of abocessities (plural) ranging from centrelink, alcohol, alcohol beverages, foods - particularly (as they call it) "chippies bra," freebies, pellet guns (for rolling people), REAL guns (for killing people), cigarettes and various other illicit drugs/pollutants.

Things that they DO NOT keep are:

tooth brushes- explains why their breathe stinks like shit
Showers/bathroom- explains why they stink like piss & shit
New clothing- explains why they have rugged/3rd world country appearences.
Good looking genes- Explains why abos (especially the hickeys) look ULTRA fugly
Mirrors- The above says it all- mirrors would shatter at a glimpse
Manners/Etiquette- Explains all the "fucken hell cunts" and "get in here ya cunts," and "May I fucken cunted have fucken it fucken please! YA cunt!"

Abocessity by downwithTJhickey August 15, 2009

Aboclypse 

The end of the world caused by Australian Aborigianals

Dazza: Whats going on, cant by durrys
Marcus: Didnt you hear about the Aboclypse

Aboclypse by coonmuncher420 April 7, 2017

abowelfarist

An animal rights activist who is an abolitionists at heart and believes animals should not be used for entertainment, clothing or food. An abowelfarist is a realist though, in the knowledge that other humans for the foreseeable future will use animals for entertainment, clothing or food . Although an abolitionist, an abowelfarist is also concerned and will advocate and support any change which involves the immediate improvement of quality of life and welfare of animals currently suffering within this system.

The abowelfarist was staunch in his belief that eating pigs was inherently wrong, but he knew the pig itself caged presently in the gestation crate would give anything just to be able to walk free, or even turn around, before it was slaughtered}.

abowelfarist by velvetal March 29, 2015

Apocelope 

When you had a big wedding planned, but a major world disaster (like the COVID-19 Pandemic) forces you to cancel your wedding. But you still want to tie the knot, so you lowkey get married.

Did you hear about Aaron and Abbie? The Covid-19 Lockdown cancelled their wedding. So they went to Reno and apoceloped. Their parents found out through Instagram.

Apocelope by ApocalypseCow March 17, 2020

abouelnaga 

if he has this last name he deffo likes dick in his ass

and has a fatty and is kinda fiya. if ur name is abouelnaga 99.9 percent of the time ur gay

omg im such a abouelnaga

abouelnaga by daddy with a fatty April 26, 2022