Abocessity
An abocessity (pronounced: ab-o-sess-et-tee) NOUN
These are things most abos CANNOT and WILL NOT live without. In short, a necessity of an abo. This is NOT at all intended to be RACIST, it is in actual fact TRUE.
These are things most abos CANNOT and WILL NOT live without. In short, a necessity of an abo. This is NOT at all intended to be RACIST, it is in actual fact TRUE.
Abocessity examples:
There are many examples of abocessities (plural) ranging from centrelink, alcohol, alcohol beverages, foods - particularly (as they call it) "chippies bra," freebies, pellet guns (for rolling people), REAL guns (for killing people), cigarettes and various other illicit drugs/pollutants.
Things that they DO NOT keep are:
tooth brushes- explains why their breathe stinks like shit
Showers/bathroom- explains why they stink like piss & shit
New clothing- explains why they have rugged/3rd world country appearences.
Good looking genes- Explains why abos (especially the hickeys) look ULTRA fugly
Mirrors- The above says it all- mirrors would shatter at a glimpse
Manners/Etiquette- Explains all the "fucken hell cunts" and "get in here ya cunts," and "May I fucken cunted have fucken it fucken please! YA cunt!"
There are many examples of abocessities (plural) ranging from centrelink, alcohol, alcohol beverages, foods - particularly (as they call it) "chippies bra," freebies, pellet guns (for rolling people), REAL guns (for killing people), cigarettes and various other illicit drugs/pollutants.
Things that they DO NOT keep are:
tooth brushes- explains why their breathe stinks like shit
Showers/bathroom- explains why they stink like piss & shit
New clothing- explains why they have rugged/3rd world country appearences.
Good looking genes- Explains why abos (especially the hickeys) look ULTRA fugly
Mirrors- The above says it all- mirrors would shatter at a glimpse
Manners/Etiquette- Explains all the "fucken hell cunts" and "get in here ya cunts," and "May I fucken cunted have fucken it fucken please! YA cunt!"
Abocessity by downwithTJhickey August 15, 2009
