Aberaham 

A cool motherfucker that fucks mothers on a daily. Pulls bitches left right and centre. Normally has a banging sense of humour and pulls out all the jokes. Biggest cock in the room at all times. OOFs! Truly lovely guy and very sensual when in relationships. Can be a bit of a simp sometimes when he pulls out the big gestures but is incredible in bed. You know you are in for a treat when he whips out his lunchbox!!!!

Girl 1: Aberaham made me a playlist!!
Girl 2: He’s must have a huge cock. Get with him NOW!

Aberaham by Lil Ebony November 22, 2021

Abraham Xillahwehus 

Abraham Xillahwehus, or Popat Abraham Xillahwehus (Piss BUH), is a slang used by Indian right-wing atheists against Abrahamists. They pict Abraham as a cerberus, whose three heads mean the three Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He holds a red flag besides him with Abrahamic symbols placed in a manner that look like Hammer, Sickle and Star, which picts Abarahamist association with Indian Communists. It is a very informal word and is used by almost every right-wing atheist in India.

Nastik: Oye Abraham Xillahwehus ki aulad kidhar jaa raha hai?

Librahami: Main toh gand maranne jaa raha hu unke paas.

Abraham Xillahwehus by Abungana October 28, 2022

Abraham Lincoln Jerk 

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

Abraham Lincoln Jerk by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

abraham lincoln was a good old man 

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

abraham lincoln was a good old man by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Farrah Abraham 

Thanks to MTV giving her fame on Teen Mom, this slut is hungry for attention and tries to get a fame-worthy career but is obviously failing. She has a sex tape and claims the guy in it is her boyfriend but that's a total lie because he's a famous porn star and he already debunked the myth. But she'll never give up –she'll always have a trashy pointless way of getting attention. She made a music video bashing her haters in a grossly autotuned song. Other singers do that too but you should know there's a problem when that's the FIRST music video she has.

Person I: Look at Farrah Abraham trying to get attention.

Person II: Oh no, what now?

Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…

Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.

Farrah Abraham by pigeonVSstatue September 22, 2015

Abraham

He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's smarter than any other guy you've ever met and he always influences you in the best ways. His looks will melt your heart because he is just so damn handsome. If he was ever compared to another guy... Well that's just it. He can't be compared to others. His muscles are larger than the ocean floor and his smile will charm your mind. If he ever talked to you, then you're one lucky girl because that's means you'll get the special treatment. He's every girls dream man and he's a one in a million.

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Damn is that Abraham over there? He is so fucking good looking!

Abraham by RoseBudd November 27, 2013

Abraham's Trifecta 

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.

Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...

Abraham's Trifecta by elliot77 December 4, 2015