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Double-Fisted Battle Axing
The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
Double-Fisted Battle Axing by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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axing the weasel
Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
axing the weasel by CSM April 23, 2005
Axing
Axing by PistolPete6969 January 16, 2014
Paul-ating
The act of seducing a member of the opposite sex while still being quite gay, with the sole purpose of fornication in mind.
Paul-ating by Riblitz October 17, 2006
Ating Wobb
The creature the word "Ating" originated from, Ating Wobbs were a species of synapsid with a serpentine head and tapir like body found on the island of Raptuoria, they recently became extinct but scientists say we could have them resurrected within 5 months.
Ating Wobb by TheLaughingRaptor June 27, 2018
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026