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That girl has an axing body.
Axing by PistolPete6969 January 16, 2014
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Verb: The process of spraying Axe in use of bathing. Commonly used by lazy people and Deusche bags.
Eric's Axing is getting on people's nerves.
Axing by RedHeirloom May 17, 2009
The act of walking up to a door late at night, slamming an axe into it with all your strength, and leaving it there.
"I'm going axing tonight."
axing by Squeed July 2, 2006

axing the weasel 

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
axing the weasel by CSM April 23, 2005

Double-Fisted Battle Axing 

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

slam axing 

Aw man! That's slam axing!!
slam axing by DD28 June 2, 2017

Pick Axing 

Pick axing is a sex stunt in which a man straps a strap on dildo to the side of his body opposite his penis. (I woman would need two strap ons to perform the pick ax) Then, two other people position their sex holes (Ass hole, vagina, or mouth) on opposite sides of the 'Miner,' as he or she rocks back and forth, pushing the strap on and penis (or, in a woman's case, the other strap on) in and out of the sex holes, like a swinging pick ax.
“So what did you do last night after the party?
Oh, I meet these two hot sisters, and we went Pick Axing back at my apartment.”
Pick Axing by Period_five_lunch_FTW November 18, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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