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Let's not and say we did 

An old phrase which reentered popular culture in the early 90s after being used in The Simpsons by the character Ned Flanders. It subsequently became a minor catch phrase of his, used in some Simpsons merchandise.

It means exactly what it says (the "say we did" part may or may not be sarcastic) but is often said in a patronizing tone or otherwise as a witty remark in a variety of situations.
Girlfriend: Hey we should go ballroom dancing sometime it looks like fun!
Bloke: Uh let's not and say we did...

Pissed Dude (Getting Carried Away): Huh that 60 year old barmaid looks like such a slut. I bet you could pull her. Infact I bet we could be fucking her from both ends at the same time before the night's out haha, that's how much of a desperate slut she is.
Other Guy: Haha yea but let's not and say we did!
Pissed Dude: Hah damn right

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit 

"I'm gay!"
Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

let's not and say we did 

Taken from the cartoon Ed, Edd and Eddy. Let's not and say we did, is a way of saying NO! to someone. Usually, the person's first name will be added to the end of the sentence.
*ed has just swallowed the video camera and Edd had retrieved it from his stomach*
Ed: I can't wait to see that on video double d.
Edd: let's not and say we did ed!

Steve: hey tom let's go and dive into that bucket of cement.
Tom: Let's not and say we did Steve!

Lets not, and say we did 

when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b fukd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)
CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smash up that paki shop init bruv!!

MY-CHAVY-SELF:... Lets not, and say we did!!

ENJOY!!

get b and say t 

To get very fucked up at the club and then bring a girl home to fuck her.
Yeah bro let’s go get B and say T tonight!
get b and say t by Holyxkt February 4, 2020

Grab your ankles and say Pop

A saying to tell someone "Pull your head out of your ass"

Usually meant when someone is clueless, naive, dumb, or doing something stupid.
You're clueless. You really need to Grab your ankles and say Pop.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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