alaskan 

a very hardcore breed, born and raised in alaska is the only way known to man to be a true hardass. grueling conditions and terrian either makes or breakes MEN

he was raised in alaska therefore he can kick anyones ass that was raised in the lower 48 states.
Alaskans learn to live off the land and can survive anywere with anything, or nothing

alaskan by Chris deffenbaugh January 16, 2008

Alaskan 

Alaskan: A person from Alaska, born in Alaska, or of Alaskan citizenship or origin.

Alaskan: Word usually put in front of random words related to wildlife, Northern way of living or food, thus forming an expression referring to a somewhat deviant, humiliating or purely fictive sexual game or habit, usually involving ice feces and oral sex.

Alaskan: Lucy just moved into town. I heard she's Alaskan.

Alaskan: Jenna told me this guy gave Lucy the Alaskan Jackhammer. Lucy went back to Alaska.

Alaskan by WordsOfWisdom_LetMeBe October 4, 2011

Alaskan 

Residents of the 49th state of the United States. Alaskans reside in a frozen wasteland full of oil drilling, moose, and can see Russia from their backyard. Separated from the lower 48 and bordering Canada, Alaskans are really like the Canadian bastard stepchildren we adopted.

You know, Alaskans are really pretty much just adopted Canadians... aye.

Alaskan by UWDT February 19, 2009

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.

The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.

Alaskan Nut by tried these??? July 5, 2017

Alaskan Firefly 

When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.

"I put an Alaskan Firefly in her last night, pretty good shit."

Alaskan Firefly by nuttery October 23, 2017